Cheeseburger, fries, and a large orange drink...

PHP: its like fast food..

You know its bad for you...

You feel like crap after eating it...

But damnit, its right there, oh so conveniently located on the way to work, and sometimes a greasy cheeseburger just hits the spot, even though you know you'll pay for it later in heartburn and much later in high cholesterol and love handles, though right now its really cheap on the wallet.

Its a guilty pleasure.

And while you're sucking down that grease ball burger, you see the local soup and salad restaurant and think "next time, I'll eat right.."

But come the next day and you see that taco joint and...